I got Patrick to do the chorus of “Grenade Jumper” to send to our best friend Chris.
"George Bush has painted over 50 puppies"
How I deal with ignorance.
ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
imagine that howling at the moon
Truly a ferocious predator.
And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)
the big wolves are his younger sisters
oh my fucking god it got better
FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN
i want to date a tall boy with brown hair that brings me pizza and a movie when im alone and picks me up in his car and just takes a ride through the countryside and takes silly pictures with me and kisses me a lot and doesn’t mind that 78% of the time im really stupid and embarrassing and look like shit
I love how on Hannibal there are no limits to the kind of fucked-up shit that could happen to people, but the show makes sure that we know that the dogs are all ok
sometimes i forget i have followers
i post something
and people see it????
real people?????? in real???? places?????? who are you??????????????????????
hello yes i run blog
i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
“Today we’re playing Fall Out Bird.”
I cant sleep